Dear Elijah, I’m pretty sure that’s your name. Do you remember me? No matter. Don’t feel bad—I honestly wouldn’t recognize you if you were directly
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Megan Cannella (she/her) is a Midwestern transplant currently living in Nevada. Her debut chapbook, Confrontational Crotch and Other Real Housewives Musings, is out now and available at https://linktr.ee/mcannella. You can find Megan on Twitter at @megancannella.