Benjamin Thorpe Is Not A Rake

For heaven sake, our dear loyal friend

A good husband but a boring one he’ll make

He will court you chastely to the end

So virtuous indeed. Don’t dear maiden

Say yes with any speed

 

Yes, he’s a fine match

With a bouquet of silver blooms

In his every grove

his pockets are lined with gold

But dim witted is his wooing

And that will cause you maiden

Many nights of boo – whooing.

 

You say, thou must marry

Before your fine soft face

Becomes leather with worry

Then okay take his hand

For Christ sake

You’ll never find a more pious man

 

He is a fine gent like a priest

And you will be his sun

His miracle rising in the east

But his passions you will find cold

And his touch kind

 

The boredom on your face

will yield a dim shine.

But his bloodline is of a better vintage

Like the finest wine

 

You will escape his lack of amour

You’ll take a lover in time

Soon your inner thirst will be wet

And what was dry

To all affections will be met.

 

You will be taken in a hay loft

By treacherous kisses applied

So soft on your lips.

And your inner sadness will rise

with warm pleasure from your hips

 

but alas demon beauty

was your love ever true?

No intense fervor

Could your husband give you.

But from the beginning

 

This thou knew would be a mistake

For Bemjamin Thorp is not a rake.